The Largest Ever Art Car

tiki island playa surfersBurners.Me are sponsoring a few projects this year, and one of them is Tiki Island, brought to us from the Playa Surfers crew. I like the idea simply because I was recently in Tahiti – why not have a whimsical reason to support something at Burning Man? None of it is any more meaningful than anything else, so it makes sense to support the projects that resonate with you personally. There is a lot to this project, billed as the largest art car ever on the Playa with a 45-foot diameter platform. The people behind it seem cool, and it seems a good fit with the popular Cargo Cult theme. They will be hiding it somewhere out at Deep Playa – find it on your treasure hunt.

The Playa Surfers are a crew from Venice Beach in Southern California. They seem to have the Pacific attitude to life:

The Playa Surfers are members of a local Burning Man theme camp inspired by the stress-free beach culture of the Pacific. Our goal is to provide a fun, interactive daytime beach experience for attendees of Burning Man and keep that culture going year round in our own lives. If Gidget were a Burner, she would definitely camp with the Playa Surfers. – we are Moondoggie’s Surf Shack on the Playa. 2013 will be our 7th year at Burning Man as a major modern theme camp, and every year we get bigger, better, and stronger as a community. This year we are expecting over 100 campers to join us in the dust at the center of the Earth!

A band of diverse individuals, if you have camped with us before you know that our mantra of surfing the playa translates to a lifestyle of enjoyment and using our unique skills to create some amazing experiences.

Burning Man is about self expression and participation, but not everyone has the spare time or skills to make their own art car or art project. Without the people who fund such projects, as well as the people who give their time and talents to make them, Burning Man would be some coffee, ice, and portapotties. Even costumes take funding – next time you see one of those steampunk leather bikini getups, remember that just because they’re small, doesn’t mean they were cheap. The great thing about all these Kickstarter and Indiegogo projects is that you can support multiple at once. Is giving money to this to support several art cars and theme camps, as valuable a contribution to Burning Man as giving a free 10-hour performance as a dancing clown? Who’s to say. Certainly, I feel that Whatsblem’s contribution to the Control Tower this year is more meaningful and valuable to all of us Burners than me paying for a laser. Particularly since he is going to be documenting his adventure and sharing it with all of us over the next few months. People will get an inside look at what it’s like to create a Burning Man major art installation. They need patrons as well as volunteers. Both things contribute to the party, and both things are valuable. He is spending hours of his life, as are most of the crew on this project. I’m spending a few minutes on a web site. Do we need to judge between them? It’s not America’s Got Talent, it’s the largest free art festival in the world. Every bit of contribution and gifting makes it better. Made by the participants and their financial sponsors – and, as they used to say back in the days of the old skool: NO SPECTATORS. Give what you can, do what you can. If you’re not artistic, then support a few people who are. This is something everyone can do to support Burning Man, no matter how much you can afford to give, and even if you’re not going to be there.

ple The Playa Surfers have a great layout on their web site which we would encourage all Burning Man and Regional Theme camps to adopt – a standardized format would make it easier to parse through the thousands of camps on offer. It goes:

Theme Camp:

Established:

Location:

Mantra:

Contributions:

Burning Man provides a guide book when you enter, if you have time to read all the details on 1500 or more camps (there’s no pictures). Usually we just wander around, on foot, on bikes, catching a ride on an art car, or flying through the Universe. As the ADHD generation starts to take over from the snarky and sun-wrinkled old-timers, and the paper book gets bigger – fewer people will be reading it. If you want to read go to the library, if you want to pray, go to church, if you want to educate your kids, take them to school. If you want to express yourself, if you want to peacefully coexist with others no matter how freaky they are, if you want to party…go to Burning Man. Start mixing those up and you could get in trouble.

tiki island

BurniLeaks: Anonymous Reveals Police Art Car

Police and Thieves, in the Streets. The streets of Black Rock City. Is this why local authorities need to hike their take? One of them got an art car, and now all of them need one?

police art car

From Anonymous:

Dear friends,

What you’re looking at is the BLM’s (Bureau of Land Management) undercover art car at Burning Man.

For the moment, I’m going to refrain from posting these photos publicly.

However, I can assure you that this vehicle was brought here by a law enforcement agency, explicitly for undercover use at Burning Man.

I would like this information to be disseminated as widely as possible among people attending Burning Man this year.

Please spread the word — but please omit where you heard it from. Thank you.

Thank you,
Anonymous

Of course, this could just be a clever guerilla marketing campaign for someone’s Kickstarter project. Still Burners beware, let’s be careful out there.

Burners in Brooklyn: Artists Bringing Art Cars to the Wider World

The Brooklyn Paper has published a story on veteran Burner and visionary artist, Yarrow Mazzetti. I first met Yarrow in 2010 when I camped with the Overkill crew, he’s a great guy and builds some of the raddest art cars out there – the Fish Tank, the Lady Bugs, and many more.

Fish Tank at Fertility 2.0

Fish Tank at Fertility 2.0

A metalwork artist is creating high-octane art by driving a bit of Burning Man into Brooklyn.

Artist Yarrow Mazzetti is turning the “art car” phenomenon of the funky desert art festival into big business here — and the outlandish Burning Man-style sculpted vehicles that he creates in his Williamsburg garage are turning heads around the city.

“These are ridiculous sculpture concept cars,” said Mazzetti, who builds anywhere from two to 15 fanciful vehicles in any given year.

Mazzetti’s own personal transportation is one of these cars, a tricked-out limo dubbed the “Batlimo” by his Tribeca neighbors.

Some Lady Bugs with their Mother Ship, Freeform Festival NJ 2012

Some Lady Bugs with their Mother Ship, Freeform Festival NJ 2012

Each Lady Bug has its own generator and sound system, and 3000 LED lights in its shell. Yarrow transports them around the country in a custom designed Lady Bug-mover semi trailer – every time I see him there’s more Lady Bugs, the last count I heard was 15. Everybody LOVES the Lady Bugs.

The Fish Tank’s design shows the experience of its creators in building the “right” kind of Art Car. It is surely one of the most interactive art cars on the Playa. Anyone can jump on it and have a good time – as long as you can run fast enough to catch it! It’s not a bus, after all…

Significantly, Yarrow is bringing his art cars to other events beyond Burning Man. One of the Fish Tanks was in the Houston Art Car parade last year, and another one in the Reno

Lady Bugs at Double-Seven at the Gansevoort Hotel, NY, October 2012

Lady Bugs at Double-Seven NY, Oct 2012

Art Car show; some of the Lady Bugs were at the Freeform Festival in New Jersey and Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas. And these art cars just love to tear up the streets of South Beach during Art Basel in Miami – the Fish Tanks have been painted by Red Bull challenge champion street artist and Burner Hans Haveron.

Both the Lady Bugs and the Batlimo had major roles to play in lighting up the darkness of Lower Manhattan, during Hurricane Sandy.

Yarrow, who on occasion can seem like a caricature of himself, builds his vehicles as caricatures of their owners. Who obviously have a good sense of humor, healthy egos, and booming bank accounts: expect to pay this artist $100,000+ for one of his creations:

Yarrow Mazzetti driving one of his Lady Bugs

Yarrow Mazzetti driving one of his Lady Bugs

Mazzetti says that what for many people is a part-time hobby to indulge in the months leading up to the annual desert festival at the end of August, has become a full-time trade for him in New York, where people pay him big bucks to create art cars to keep the whimsical Burning Man spirit alive year-round.

“People have gotten so much life force out of the experience that those who have the means want to give back to the spirit so that other people can receive what they found at Burning Man for themselves,” he said. “So they fund art cars.”

The fully customized cars start at around $100,000 — and the price goes up from there.

Mazzetti says he tries to get to know the owners first before creating what he hopes will be an authentic automotive reflection of them.

All the cars are designed in a way to be a caricature of the owner,” said Mazzetti. “We usually hang out or take a trip, go somewhere or go skiing, and during that time we’d talk about what they’re trying to do. Do you want it for your friends, to pick up girls, a party car, a light car, transportation car? I try to find out what makes them tick. A lot of times I’ll ask what their spirit animal is.”

nautilusAlthough the price might seem high, it’s not out of the ballpark: last year’s Playa Force One spaceship was rumored to cost $450,000; the entrance door alone on Christopher Bently’s library-equipped Nautilus cost upwards of $20,000.

If you’ve got the money to burn, trust me, you’re going to have way more fun with an art car than a Ferrari.

Congratulations to Yarrow and his team for getting much-deserved publicity for their ingenious creations.

Look out for this "Bat Limo" on the streets of Brooklyn

Look out for this “Bat Limo” on the streets of Brooklyn and Manhattan

Some of the other art cars mentioned in this story, not built by Yarrow. Here’s the door from the Nautilus:

Here’s Playa Force One – the “engines” on the wings are speakers, the wings fold down and the party begins.

Playa Force One - photo by Tomas Loewy

Playa Force One – photo by Tomas Loewy

original painting by Balls

Peace, Love, and Unicorns

self cleaning toilet super bowlWho’s got it better than us? NOBODY! Well, some right now could make a claim for Baltimore…yeah right – have you ever seen The Wire? If not you must, it’s considered to be the greatest TV show ever created; it might not cast Baltimore in a very good light, but as a drama it certainly beats San Francisco’s equivalent, Nash Bridges featuring Don Johnson from Miami Vice and Cheech from Cheech and Chong…but, I digress. This post is about unicorns not ravers ravens. Others, perhaps not in the Bay Area, could make a claim that who has it better than us is The Fucking Unicorns.

What’s a Unicorn? I’m reminded of the Virgin Airlines pre-flight safety briefing “for the 1 in a million of you who’ve never operated an aircraft seatbelt before…” If you were born yesterday, let me break down for you the Facts About Unicorns. A unicorn is a marvellous, mystical creaturof hope and possibilities.

original art by Balls

original art by Balls

The earliest recorded mention in classical literature was circa 400 BC in Greece by Ctesias, a witchdoctor-cum-historian who studied ancient (in those times) Persia and India. The Romans knew of two species of them. Early Chinese mythology – like, 2600 BC early – talks of Virgins taming unicorns by suckling them. The word comes from ancient Hebrew, (unicorns are in the Bible…) best translated as “monoceros” – which is also a galactic constellation. Based on North Korea’s moves to harvest DNA from a recently discovered Unicorn Lair near Pyongyang, like some Sasquatch anomaly…perhaps they might not be quite so mythical after all, in today’s modern times of parahuman/animal/manbearpig-monkeying around with Nature’s Creations. Excelsior! For example, in the 17th century they found a unicorn skeleton in a Germany forest. And then a century later they found another one. This means there’s a chance we can bring this creature back to life just like the woolly mammoth and miniature aliens.

The only thing better than a unicorn is multiple unicorns. And they need to be fucking, because the world needs more unicorns. See, unicorns are like pandas – all cuteness, but little naughtiness. That’s not just my opinion – there is actual academic research on the Sexuality of Unicorns. Here’s a quote:

The unicorn is magic. It is fearless. It is a horse, a goat, a lion, a warrior, and a
companion. Its horn is a weapon and the most precious of all medicine. This creature is known to
live in an enchanted forest and tends to be the object of extreme desire. It has been hunted, loved,
and marveled over. unicorn skeletonAlthough unicorns are not considered part of the animal kingdom, they
possess these vivid qualities nonetheless. They have become an intricately woven myth with a
long history of transformation and interpretation. Something unique about these marvelous
creatures has contributed to their staying power in world mythology – and it has a lot to do with
their connection to the human being.

According to my gorgeous Mexican amiga Balls who painted the originals we’re showing here, the unicorn is actually an embodiment of an ancient Meso-potamian and Meso-American mythical creature. He has a big horn, because he goes around the universe ridding us of all the assholes. There sure is a shitload of assholes: therefore it’s imperative that unicorns must breed.

The Fucking Unicorns, a crew of Burners from Colorado, need our help, to bring their special brand of Playa loving back out to this year’s Burn. Good on them for getting their shit together early…just a reminder, the deadline for questionnaires to be submitted to BMOrg for art cars is May 15, art projects is June 19, and theme camp registrations is April 30. You’re already SOOL for an Art Grant…and you better create a Burner profile and register now for that if you want to even buy a ticket.

Last year these Fucking Unicorns brought the Imagination Machine – a double-rainbow unicorny thingy – to Burning Man and the Colorado Regional, Apogeea. Here’s what they have to say, in their own words (thanks Jill!)

Dear Friends of Burners.Me,

 

How are you?  We think you’re swell.  Also, you smell nice.  Say…do you like unicorns?  Do you also like rainbows?  Who doesn’t, right?  Hey…remember that rainbow art car last year, covered in clouds and humping unicorns?  Guess who has two hooves and made that thing…The Fucking Unicorns!  No really we did…and we’re working on getting “The Imagination Machine” back out to the playa so that we can play with you again.  Wanna help?

 

What’s that you say?  You don’t know who the Fucking Unicorns are?

 

car3Well…we’re a theme camp based primarily out of Colorado. We share a collective desire to add more life and color to the world.  We are those people. The ones walking down the street wearing a little more pink, a lot more faux fur, and way more sparkles than might be considered decent. You know the type?  Then we are your new best friends with whip cream and a cherry on top.

 

What now?  You don’t know what the Imagination Machine is?

 

car12(Sigh) The Imagination Machine, our pride and joy of the past year, is a mobile double rainbow with 7000 programmable LEDs, unicorns, glowing clouds, an aerial rig, cuddle cave, dance platform, and one of the best views of the playa.  What’s not to like, right?

 

Okay…now you remember.  What’s that?  Oh…what are we trying to do?

 

Jesh…so many questions.  Okay, here’s the deal.  We have a handful of repairs to make to our current vehicle and are working on purchasing a bigger and better vehicle to serve as the long term base for the Imagination Machine.  We also have some cosmetic improvements we hope to make by August – like new lighting programs for the LEDs and brighter lighting for the clouds.  In the long term, we’ve got some big ideas that include everything from a second aerial rig to new aerial apparatuses to ride-able carousel unicorns to crazy ground effects!

 

So you want to know what you can do to help, huh?  Great question!! 

 

car 12First, check out our Kickstarter: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1554537122/the-imagination-machine-f-king-unicorn-art-car?ref=email

 

Then, consider donating or helping us spread the word by forwarding the link to your burner friends.

 

uh-oh...here's trouble!

uh-oh…here’s trouble!

You Sir, are a god among men…a king among non-kings…a star among lesser magnitude stars.  What’s that?  Oh, you’re a woman.  Sorry.  That mustache is confusing…but it looks good on you.  Shine on you hairy diamond and we will see you on the playa.  Good talk Russ.

 

Sincerely,

The Fucking Unicorns

If there’s one thing we and most other Burners can’t get enough of, it’s unicorns and double rainbows. Preferrably at the same time! Please support this project, and meanwhile enjoy our brief sampler of other Burner-related Unicorn activity…

photo by Panaramio

photo by Panaramio

photo by Nick Onken

photo by Nick Onken

photo from Guardian UK

photo from Guardian UK

photo by Jeff Greenwald

photo by Jeff Greenwald

Charlie the Unicorn art car

Charlie the Unicorn art car

photo from BurnerFashion

photo from BurnerFashion

“I wanna see you dry hump these hippies! Because that’s how unicorns express their love!” LOL

This has been one of my favorite posts to write so far. I learned a lot about unicorns, hope you did too. Please Like and Share. More Fucking Unicorns! Just go ahead and get horny and fuck already, will you?

moonicorn police sketch artist impression[Update: 11:33pm] thanks to our friend, the always-ready-to-down-trow-but-you-can-leave-yer-hat-on-like-a-youporn-icon Burner Dispatch for reminding us of the Unicorn’s horny cousin, much more likely to breed in captivity or indeed elsewhere, the Moonicorn. This creature was rumored to be sighted in New York city, around the time of Hurricane Sandy and Robot Heart‘s On The Fucking Moon party…apparently a unicorn needed to get to the Moon for the party, and since unicorns can’t fly, it had to be the bastard child of a unicorn and a pegasus! Fortunately it’s magic wings were able to help it and its friends escape the Super-Storm. Don’t believe all the rumors, but definitely look out for that Moonicorn!

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Burning Man: the Documentary

A few weeks ago we brought you news of The King, the Chimp, and the Playa – a Burning Man documentary aired on Russia TV. Not too sure what happened, but the original half hour documentary has now been updated to almost an hour. Maybe the Russians liked it? Maybe this is part 2 of an ongoing series? Here’s the description of the documentary:

king-chimp-and-the-playa_5 (1)The tailor, King, owns the Custom Clothing and Accessories shop. Every year he, along with his Chimp, religiously makes his way to the The Burning Man Festival, a week-long festival that is held at Playa in Black Rock City in Nevada. For a week, this stretch of desert turns into a city that is dedicated to community, art and self-expression. The festival has a carnival-like atmosphere and ends with the burning of an effigy.

Anyway, here ’tis: