Black Rock, Red Earth: Burning Man in Australia

by Whatsblem the Pro

A typical Aussie, hanging onto the Earth by his toes

A typical Aussie, hanging onto the Earth by his toes

  In 2009, a small gathering of about thirty people came together in Bellingen, New South Wales, Australia, to have an informal burn of their own. It went so well that it became an actual event in 2010, with over four hundred in attendance. Burning Seed was born, and with it Red Earth City.

  The event was moved to Matong State Forest, NSW in 2011, and it just keeps getting bigger, with over 600 burners making the trek in 2012, and considerably more than that expected this year. The site lies nestled in a forest of Cyprus pine and gum trees in the middle of the Riverina District of New South Wales, a huge agricultural center featuring vast expanses of lightly rolling pasture.

  I was privileged to work with some of Burning Seed’s prime movers on an art project in Reno back in 2012, so when the shadowy cabal of grossly amoral alien oligarchs that controls Burners.me from behind the scenes (exposé coming soon!) commanded me to investigate this new wonder down under or suffer their reptilian wrath, I cowered and tugged my forelock respectfully. . . and then I got in touch with Bradley “Big Deal” Ogden, head of Burning Seed’s Department of Planning and Infrastructure (DPI).

Bradley "Big Deal" Ogden, head of the down-under DPW

Bradley “Big Deal” Ogden, head of the down-under DPW

WHATSBLEM THE PRO Hey, Big Deal.

So tell me: what’s your role with Burning Seed, and how did you discover Burning Man?

BRADLEY “BIG DEAL” OGDEN I run the DPI (Department of Planning and Infrastructure), which is our version of Black Rock’s DPW. I work with different teams to deliver the town plan (we’re still a town, not a city yet), and all of the town’s infrastructure – marquees, generators, toilets, etc. – everything that’s not the Temple or the Effigy.

I was planning a trip to America in 2009, and a friend told me to go to Burning Man. “Trust me,” she said, “you’ll love it!” I trusted her, and I loved it.

WHATSBLEM THE PRO How big is your DPI crew?

BRADLEY “BIG DEAL” OGDEN The DPI is just four people pre-event, and two during the event.

WHATSBLEM THE PRO Aside from being that much smaller and on different terrain, how does Burning Seed differ from Burning Man?

BRADLEY “BIG DEAL” OGDEN There are lots of the same things going on, but as you say: on a much smaller scale. It’s a lot more tight-knit than Burning Man. . . you can really feel the community. We have all types there, with healthy participation of locals from the immediate surrounding area, along with the people who show up from all over Australia, New Zealand, and the world.

I must say, the quality of what is going on, for a small event, is just amazing. . . slick theme camps, great art, and this year we’ll see our first fleet of art cars!

WHATSBLEM THE PRO How do you apply the ten principles differently?

Burning Seed's Effigy loves you this much

Burning Seed’s Effigy loves you this much

OUT OF STOCK ON ITEM #8347 (PAUL HOGAN JOKE)

OUT OF STOCK ON ITEM #8347 (PAUL HOGAN JOKE)

BRADLEY “BIG DEAL” OGDEN We try to apply them in much the same way, actually.

WHATSBLEM THE PRO What kind of arrangements do you have to make with the authorities? Are you harassed by law enforcement? Do they even have a presence at your event?

BRADLEY “BIG DEAL” OGDEN Arrangements are made with the New South Wales State Forestry Department for use of the land. They’ve been hugely supportive of the event over the last three years, as has the local community.

Being in a State Forest and surrounded by farmland poses a few problems for us, namely fire hazards. Australia is very prone to bush fires; in fact, a lot of our native flora relies on it to reproduce. . . so we’re lighting up a 12.5-meter effigy in the middle of a tinder box. We work closely with the RFS (Rural Fire Service) and State Forestry to keep the risk down. I bought a fire truck this year, which will act as Red Earth Fire and Rescue’s first unit.

As for law enforcement, we have a minor police presence; two or three officers who just pop in and out over the course of the weekend. They also are supportive of the event!

All the burn, none of the dust

All the burn, none of the dust

WHATSBLEM THE PRO Who handles the money, and where does it go?

BRADLEY “BIG DEAL” OGDEN Phil Smart and Jodi Rivet handle the money, which all goes back into the festival. The financial info is made public everywhere; we donate some money to the local school every year, as well.

WHATSBLEM THE PRO How have things changed at your event since you began? What are the goals for the future?

BRADLEY “BIG DEAL” OGDEN Our internal organizational structure and processes have evolved remarkably quickly, and by leaps and bounds; our overall group of Team Leads has grown, in people and experience; event attendance has blossomed and continues to grow rapidly.

For the future, we’d simply like to stay on the track we’re on, and get bigger and better. Personally, I’d like to see this become one of the world’s great burns in the next five years. I think we have the right ingredients here, and more and more people come out of the woodwork to join us every year. It’s exciting times; we’re expecting 800 or more this year.

Seeing more collaboration in future between burner groups in Australia and New Zealand would be awesome too, both at our respective burns and in Nevada. That’s already starting to happen; I went over for KiwiBurn to work last year, and we had three of them over for Burning Seed in 2012. Two of us went back for KiwiBurn 2013.

WHATSBLEM THE PRO Tell me about the differences between Burning Seed and Kiwiburn

BRADLEY “BIG DEAL” OGDEN The differences between Burning Seed and KiwiBurn? [laughs]

Do I have to answer that one?

WHATSBLEM THE PRO You do now!

Dance party with Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce

Dance party with Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce

FACT: Australians also have asses, much like our own

FACT: Australians also have asses, much like our own

BRADLEY “BIG DEAL” OGDEN They’re two entirely different festivals, almost. Not totally, but the vibe is a lot different. There are lots more student/hippie types at KiwiBurn, and we’re a bit more Mad Max. I think our theme camps are better. . . much better, in fact. The crew on both sides of the ditch are awesome, though. So basically, we have fewer hippies here in Australia, although they’re still there.

WHATSBLEM THE PRO I wish I could make it! Maybe I could sell a kidney or kidnap an heiress or something for the airfare.

BRADLEY “BIG DEAL” OGDEN Yeah, who needs two? You’d be welcome, mate, come on down and we’ll find something for you to do.

Burning Seed 2013 will be taking place October 2nd to October 8th this year. First-tier tickets are going for AU$125, and full-priced tickets for AU$165 ($131.81 and $174 in U.S. dollars, respectively).

sun base jump rialto

Ace of BASE – Melbourne Burners set Dine-n-Dash record, at world’s highest 7-star restaurant

Parachuting into Burning Man is a whole thing to itself, and I will post on that in the future some day, maybe when I’m wracking my brains for more Burner-related topics. Right now it seems there’s no shortage of shit to write about, so keep checking this blog for the latest and greatest.

In the meantime, we be pumping the info-hose out 2-wardz your s’dream, check out this…

The latest and greatest turns out to be a story from my favorite restaurant in my home town of Melbourne.

4 crazy Burners jumped off the Level 55 outdoor smoking balcony at Vue de Monde. And it was NOT a publicity stunt, in any way! However at least one of the dudes thought he was James Bond

“They had cameras on their helmets so I’m sure we’ll all see it on YouTube pretty soon” - says Master Chef Shannon Bennett.

They knew that there was a cocktail event, that wasn’t advertised, for a business event, and they knew there were guest speakers at the event. The only thing that gave it away was the helmets with the cameras on them, and that’s what gave it away from the suitcase. The restaurant’s well hidden, it was only people in the bathrooms that saw it. This has happened several times before at Rialto before we’d taken on Vue de Monde. We wanted to make sure they were safe, we knew people would react, a few people saw it, and then it spread like wildfire”

…these guys are Australia’s answer to Swiss birdman Yves Rossy’s Grand Canyon BASE jump jet-wing attack.

I almost was there for that one, the air charter company at McCarran airport who I spoke to told me it had all been shut down with the FAA (which was true); but it happened the next day, regardless. I have stood on the glass deck of the CN Tower in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Recently, we visited the Grand Canyon Skywalk in the Outer Rim and it was bad-ass, I would recommend it to any Burner: 4000 feet high and there is a giant Eagle carved by wizards into the opposite rocks.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: BASE jumping off the third tallest building in Australia is pretty dope.

Does it qualify you to be a Burner? Vote below. It reminds me of Mission Impossible IV – Ghost Protocol, which was nominated for an Oscar!

Vue de Monde is just about the best restaurant in the world. I’ve told the head chef Shannon Bennett that the only place I know that beats him is Ledoyen in Paris. A mansion next to L’Arc de Triomphe…ladies have a special chair for their handbags.

The official word from Melbourne goes that these guys dressed in business suits, drank a Negroni, then jumped off the smoking balcony. I heard about this tonight first-hand from a confidential source who skydives with the Air Force and is in constant contact with the building owners. He claimed to have recently done a tandem skydive with one of the jumpers, who is featured in this video. They “got away”, although I’m not sure the police are looking for them too hard. Australia loves this type of outlaw shit.

Anyway, Australia’s most bad-ass Chef Shannon Bennett claims this is not a publicity stunt. Let’s see the opinions of the Burner community on this proposition…