Still, common sense goes out the window when there’s money to be had in a lawsuit. They are seeking around $1 million, apparently on the basis that the ranch owner has a $7 million yacht. The trial is set for July 30, 2012.
If you’re interested in the whole story, Scribe has written a brilliant piece on it.
Inside, it was opulent, with a fancy bar, gilded frames, velvet trim—a cross between an elaborate bordello and a captain’s stateroom. And adorning its bow was a priceless work of art, a figure of a woman by San Francisco sculptor Monica Maduro.
La Contessa was a controversial vessel – by the sound of it, the owners wholeheartedly embraced the piratical theme, and this may have earned them some enemies.
The ship and its captains and crew—most of whom are members of San Francisco’s popular Extra Action Marching Band—hit more than their share of storms in the desert, developing a storied outlaw reputation that eventually got them banned from Burning Man. By 2005, much of the galleon’s crew was unsure if they’d ever return. The ship was no longer welcome at the Ranch staging area run by the event’s organizers and unable to legally navigate the highways without being dismantled. So it returned to its berth on Grant Ranch, on the edge of the Black Rock Desert, where Joan Grant had welcomed La Contessaand two other large artworks since 2003.
Then late last summer, someone looted the ship, stealing Maduro’s piece, which was hidden deep within the ship’s hold. Maduro and others have kept the theft a secret until now in the hope that they might find it, fearing that publicity and police involvement might drive the piece further underground, particularly after the reported sighting of a photo of the figurehead on Tribe.net, with a caption indicating it was the latest addition to someone’s living room.
And in early December, apparently without warning, prominent local landowner Mike Stewart—new owner of the ranch—set La Contessa on fire and had her charred remains hauled away.
The pirates have had one lawsuit thrown out of Court already. The judge ruled that turning a bus into an art car, did not remove the utility of the bus. And therefore it was “Applied Art” and the owner was entitled to burn it.
A bus is a utilitarian object, the purpose of which is to move and transport people. La Contessa was built on top of a bus and retained the bus’ innate function of movement and transport. La Contessa was thus a functional object. . . . By virtue of its retention of the ability to move and transport people, however slowly, it remained a utilitarian object and thus constituted applied Art. In addition, to the extent Plaintiffs assert that La Contessa was not applied art because it was a venue for performances, such an object is also functional and would constitute applied art, as well. Accordingly, as La Contessa was applied art, it was not a work of visual art, and Plaintiffs are thus not eligible for relief under 17 U.S.C. §106A [VARA].
They’re hoping this time round, the court will take a different view under a “conversion” claim. The essence of their claim is that La Contessa was a valuable art work, not just an old junk bus that could not be driven off the property because it was not road-worthy.
Despite this setback the trial will go forward as to whether Stewart illegally deprived Plaintiffs of their rights to the art piece by setting La Contessa on fire on December 5, 2006. One of the interesting twists involved in the case relate to the real property rights of Stewart as the land owner, a hot button topic in Nevada. These rights are pitted against the undisputed fact that Cheffins and Jones had clear authority to store La Contessa on the property from the late Joan Grant. Ms. Grant previously owned the land, but sold to Stewart and continued to live there under legal agreement. She left the property when her residence caught on fire and did not return to rebuild. Plaintiffs and friends had consistently visited La Contessa, in between it’s appearances at Burning Man, and were actively looking for an alternative location for display and/or storage when it was destroyed. It also should be noted that Stewart made no effort to contact Plaintiffs, or anyone for that matter, before torching La Contessa.
There also remains the issue of a punitive damages award against Defendant Michael Stewart, a wealthy businessman and land owner. Perhaps ironically, after burning La Contessa, Mr. Stewart attempted to sell his own yacht, Sierra Rose, for 7 Million dollars.
Their case seems to hinge on a dead lady telling them it was fine for them to store their million dollar art work outside in the paddock on a farm she neither owned nor lived in any more.
Their lawyer is working for free, if you want to help defend Burners against the evil rancher arsonist, you can chip in for their expenses:
our steadfast legal superhero, paul quade, is working pro-bono on the case, there are still some costs to cover (relocating greg and simon to reno for a month, costs for transporting and sheltering/feeding witnesses, covering the lawyer’s expenses to subpoena witnesses and other small expenses). we had a benefit, but didn’t raise quite enough. we have a paypal account: LaContessaLegalFund@gmail.com . if you are moved, we are humbly accepting donations in any amount. we need about $4000. if you donate, please make a note to us with your mailing address and you will receive a special gift with our kind regards.
The oppositions’ lawyer will encourage him to settle, and he probably will to save the legal fees. The fees would probably be around $40,000. So that’s what the settlement will probably be for. Half or more will go to the lawyer. So Simon and Greg will get $10K each. I guess that’s worth it. Somehow. I dunno… it just doesn’t feel like a revolution to me. It doesnt’ seem like this is a tool to embrace possibility. This isn’t exactly a good example as a template for
unrestricted generosity… But it is their right to sue. I don’t wanna sound like a killjoy… but if that thing crashed into a rave dome because Simon was driving it drunk and it killed 30 people… we wouldn’t be having this conversation now. I’m really angry about it. And if afforded an avenue to complain about it, I will exploit it although this comment will likely get deleted.
I just hated that all the cops were right. That people do drugs and drive things around out there. That we can’t be trusted. That we are just lucky. La Contessa, although brilliantly conceived and executed was the most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen. The pilot who controlled the bus that was under it was blind. Someone would stand on the top and navigate with a walkie talkie. You couldn’t hear shit. They had a complex system of tapping on the deck or something. It was stupid. Funny now, sure. But then, it was just greasy kid stuff. It was a disregard for human life and all that everyone worked for out there. The cops are right… we can’t manage the event or the people. The Extra Action guys are just too cool for school and always have been. You can’t tell them anything. You can’t. They already know everything
Washoe County sheriff’s deputy Tracy Bloom said that he considers the fire to be third-degree arson, which is punishable by one to six years in prison under Nevada law. Yet Bloom said he believes Stewart thought he had a right to burn and remove the seemingly abandoned vehicle and therefore lacks the criminal intent needed to have charges brought against him.
“According to him, they had attempted to contact the owner to no avail, so he decided to set it on fire,” Bloom said. He wrote in his police report, “I asked Stewart if he was the one that set the La Contessa on fire and he said, ‘YES, I DID.’ I asked him why he decided to burn it. Stewart said, ‘Because the property was abandoned and left there,’ and ‘I was forced to clean it up.’”
The report indicates that Bloom, who lives in Gerlach, helped organize a community cleanup at that time, in which a scrap dealer named Stan Leavers was removing old cars and other junk. “Stewart said that was the biggest reason for burning the La Contessa so that it could be removed by Leavers,” Bloom wrote. Nonetheless, he said that didn’t give Stewart the right to burn the artwork.
“I told him, ‘You can’t just do that, and if I found any intent or malice on this, you’re going to jail,’ “ Bloom said. “But I don’t believe there was any malicious intent. If I felt like there was any malicious intent, I would have arrested him right there. I thought that boat was really cool. It was one of the coolest things out there.”
I’ll leave you with a tale about life on the “high seas” with La Contessa on a whale hunt- sounds like an early precursor to the Krug dinner.
La Contessa was built by my friend Simon, and some members of his current band, Extra Action Marching Band. Simon once led a band called Crash Worship – heavy drumming with ritualistic stage performances – that was Liz Nevis’ favorite. She trained me as a deejay on KFJC.
I saw them twice and the last time in a lock-down event, was something etched indelibly in my mind.
Simon’s new band – 30-60+ members depending on their availability, sobriety, and the venue, are a full-on marching band, drum core, brass, a troupe of super-sexy girls and often a boy or two as the Flag Team, and oh my god even a lead singer!!! ok, he’s actually on a megaphone. But since they play “39 Lashes” from Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Jesus Christ Superstar, I taunt him mercilessly to sing “Memories” from Cats. [and one intoxicated Thanksgiving evening up in the Sierra Gold country where a bunch of us went to Flash’s ranch, he DID sing it !!!! by a campfire with actual witnesses !!
Anyway, Simon and the Extra Action Marching Band built La Contessa to be an exact to scale model of a 15th Century Spanish Galleon … which was mostly a bordello-looking thing inside – all wood and red velvet. It had masts, a huge wheel, a crow’s nest, rigging … and the structure was concocted on a school bus. It was insanely beautiful. Because the driver couldn’t see out of the bus, the navigation was “performed” by someone on the bowsprit – which was host to a stunningly beautiful figurehead of a woman holding a lantern in front of her along the prow – with a radio to call out directions to the driver.
In the summer of 2003, La Contessa, and the Great White Whale, another schoolbus turned into an enormous whale with an articulated tail sprung on Cadillac springs, and built by Flash and Tom Kennedy, invited some guests to an extravagant dinner out on the desert following a WHALE HUNT !! from the Galleon. The invitation itself is something of wonder, and something i will always treasure.
Dr. Hal Robbins, a legendary figure in our society does a weekly show in one venue or another called “Ask Dr. Hal” in which attendees write a request on a slip, and hopefully pay a small amount for his trouble, and Dr. Hal will answer *anything*. Once i gave him the question: How much wood would a wood buck chuck if a wood buck did eat wood? And the dollar was folded into an origami buck. Yes, a male deer. There was proof in the intricate folds 🙂 His answer should have been recorded. It went on for 10 minutes or so, starting with the creation of modern forests in the Jurassic Era and continuing through the evolution of deer !!
So on the event of the Whale Hunt, Dr, Hal stood upon the decks of La Contessa and recited, by memory, in it’s entirety, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (originally The Rime of the Ancyent Marinere) as he explained in a preamble. Samuel Taylor Coleridge himself would have been blown away. The funny part, was we kinda got lost and then ran out of gas out in the playa. Just as Hal was saying “Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink” we all realized we hadn’t brought enough water. It was a very effective way to induce empathy to the poor Mariner’s plight. Luckily Tom Kennedy came to our rescue in a few Art Cars he’d also built, and shuttled us back to a fabulous dinner with table cloths and wine, set up in the middle of the desert.
Video of finding La Contessa’s Ashes
…and her “burial at sea”