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Feather Ban Lifted?

So says a store called “Screaming Mimis” in New York, where Wall Street Executives have been slapping down their Black Amexes for $1500 purchases of kilts, goggles, head-dresses and vintage-looking clothing. From Paper Magazine:

WALL STREET GUYS ARE DROPPING $1500 FOR BURNING MAN COSTUMES AT SCREAMING MIMIS
by Abby Schreiber 
Though money’s not allowed when you get to Burning Man, there aren’t any rules about how much change you drop before you head to the playa.

As is so often the case when festivals become popular, the original stash of artistic, perma-shrooming, ambiguously-employed “Burners” who flocked to the Nevada desert every August for the last decade or two has become cut with more and more corporate honchos looking for an excuse to become “unplugged” for a week. And, apparently, many of these 1%-ers are hitting up New York’s legendary Screaming Mimis vintage store for their costuming needs, spending the equivalent of four round-trip tickets to Reno, Nevada for furry headdresses, steampunk goggles and leather gear. Basically,Mystery-chic

“It used to be arty types [coming in the store],” Screaming Mimis owner Laura Wills says. “Now it’s everyone from financial consultants and Wall Street types to PR firm directors.” 

Wills says she and her team first started noticing people coming into the store in search of Burning Man outfits five years ago and, since then, she and her buyers will specifically search for Burner-appropriate looks during their buying trips. “It’s become an amazing phenomenon. It’s totally word-of-mouth. Somebody posted on Foursquare that ‘Burners’ should shop at Screaming Mimis and after we tweeted a ‘thank you,’ it just spread like wildfire,” Wills says.

The store’s staff research Burning Man’s theme up to a year in advance (this year’s theme is “Cargo Cult“) to better plan their merchandising and monitor announcements and news from the festival. “Feathers were banned from 2008-2012 because they were called M.O.O.P. — ‘Matter Out Of Place’ — but this year they lifted the feather ban,” Wills says. “So feathers — and leather — are definitely a theme. But we won’t sell them cheap-o [pieces] because they have to be well-constructed so the feathers don’t fly all over the playa.”

And her customers appreciate the store’s efforts to find quality, often one-of-a-kind pieces — and are more than happy to use their Black AmEx cards to spend as much on a Burning Man outfit as they might on a Tom Ford blazer or Céline dress.

“We had somebody yesterday spend $1500,” Wills says. “Another — a video director — spent $1000 and is planning to parachute into Burning Man.”

One CEO who’s giving a TED talk at the festival stopped in to buy a kilt, top hot and goggles to wear during his presentation. Another customer had his pseduo-personal assistant call the store to “vet them” for their inventory and whether they could give him personal assistance. Perhaps not surprisingly, a chauffeured car idled outside while he came in to scope out the headdresses and leather vests. “He was actually a really wonderful guy and was so excited and into it,” Wills remembers.

The best thing Will says she’s noticed is that her Burning Man customers — whether art students or hedge funders — are “the most fun people.”

“A completely conservative guy came in wearing chinos and an oxford shirt and bought a headdress, goggles and an astronaut jumpsuit and helmet we had. But when we were ringing everything up, he said, ‘One second,’ and ran over and grabbed a bright electric blue tutu,” Wills says. “he plunked it down and said, ‘Yeah, I’ll probably just end up wearing this the whole time.'”

Tutu Tuesdays? If you have to helicopter in for just one day, like Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg or former NATO boss General Wesley Clark, then Tuesday’s not a bad one. Although “if everyone’s wearing white, it’s wednesday, if everyone’s wearing tu-tus, it’s still only Tuesday” is one of those Burner maxims that may lead to you being in the wrong place at the wrong time – which is probably exactly what you want at Burning Man, where time IS a place.
The Feather ban was lifted? We didn’t get that memo, and nor did newly indoctrinated Burning Man fans Business Insider, who have decided this issue is important enough to the business people of the United States for them to give it coverage.
Feathers were a huge trend at this year’s Burning Man festival.They were everywhere: on bicyclesheaddressesskirtstops, and skimpy showgirl outfits.But when we posted a slide show on “The Craziest Costumes At Burning Man,” commenters went berserk.Apparently, feathers don’t fly at Burning Man.

According to the official festival website and packing checklist, it’s true — feathers are the number one item listed on things you’re not allowed to bring:

Read more, including outraged tweets from Burners: http://www.businessinsider.com/feathers-not-allowed-at-burning-man-2013-9#ixzz2enXSn3AP

Feathers don’t fly at Burning Man, huh? You heard it here first. Playa Chickens: just say no! Why? Because some of the DPW crew are paid to be there for a month cleaning up after this $30 million party with 70,000 people, and they have to pick up enough stuff as it is. Feathers would make their lives much harder, and Burners can’t be trusted to Leave No Trace all by themselves. Better to just ban things and hate on people who break rules.

Waste from the 2013 Reading Festival in the UK (Daily Mail)

This is what every other festival has to deal with (Daily Mail)

[Update 12:03pm]: Whatsblem, ever The Pro, has pointed out that there WAS a memo:

Volume 17, Issue #30 of the JRS, dated July 20, 2013, carried the following item:

FEATHERS ARE BAD BAD BAD, RIGHT? WELL … MAYBE NOT.

Back in the day, folks would show up at Burning Man with cheap feather boas, and they’d inevitably fall to pieces and blow all over the playa, get stuck on the trash fence, and generally be a super MOOPy pain in the butt for everybody.

So we’ve kept a warning in the Survival Guide for years to not bring feathers (primarily this was directed at cheap boas, as this predated the headdress and fedora fads), and even had the Gate confiscate feathers and boas and whatnot from people as they enter, to prevent a MOOPocalypse.

But here’s the thing … some feathers are super MOOPy and others, well, aren’t. So use your head. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING SURE YOUR STUFF DOESN’T BECOME MOOP.

Whether it’s a costume, or a vehicle, or an art installation, your food, your camp, your bike, your trinkets, whatever, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING SURE YOUR STUFF DOESN’T BECOME MOOP.

So be smart. Be self-reliant. Use good judgment and be careful about what you do and don’t bring (and wear) to the playa. If you want to wear feathers, OK … but make sure they’re attached in way that won’t fail, and if you can’t do that then don’t wear ‘em, because it’s on YOU if they become MOOP.

And that goes for anything you bring to Black Rock City.

The Jacked Rabbit hath spake, and feathers are now OK as long as you take responsibility for the MOOP. Woo-hoo! Maybe BMOrg is softening a little, and listening to the thoughts and feelings of the Burner community a bit more. We applaud their wisdom in resolving this issue fairly. Burnier-than-Thous, stop hating!
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