Where’s The Orgy?

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10 years ago

Over at the official Burning Man blog, they’ve posted a “Public Service Announcement” from Caveat Magister, entitled “where’s the orgy?”

It’s a well known fact that at Burning Man, “I’m here because I love art” is a synonym for “you look amazing naked.”

In fact, according to a recent survey, 50% of people attend Burning Man “for all the cock,” and 2/3rds of the remaining 50% are lying.

But getting to Burning Man is only half the battle. Once you’re here, how do you find an orgy?

Fortunately that’s today’s playa tip!

Cock lovers and orgy aficionados can listen to the announcement here.

The official answers are:

3:00 & E Orgies R Us

4:00 & Esplanade – Ironic Orgy

4:00 & A: Orgy Dome

5:30 & C Orgies for Christ

6:00 & C Orgy Town

7:00 & E Communal Cunt

8:30 & E Perpetual Pound

9:00 keyhole Group sex bus leaves at 10 every night