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What Are You Packing?

Too busy to pack for Burning Man? Maybe you’re a burgin, and you have no idea what to bring (hint: a lot of blinky lights and batteries). Or maybe you’re an experienced veteran, who can never quite get it right.

One guy has the answer. For $80, he’ll pack for you. Don’t be fooled because he looks like he forgot to pack his shirt…those are some serious lederhosen and knee-high socks right there.

Thanks to Playa Slumlord for finding this, if you’re still looking for a good deal on an RV check them out.

From Craigslist:

Packing Consultant for Burning Man

Playa Packing Consultant

Are you a ‘burgin’, or even a returning Burner, but a bit too frazzled to get everything in order for the big trip to Black Rock City? I can help you pack for Burning Man, whether you’ve got your ticket or not.

I’m a sixteen-year veteran who’s seen all sorts of weather and packed for untold themes and occasions. Whether for a compact car, or a rental truck, I can help you organize the big list. And we can even work on the tetris-puzzle of compacting it all into a sensible load.

Are you joining a village? Are you breaking out on your own? Let me hit all the points of what’s really going to be important once you’re out there.

List Consulting:

Compact Car: $80 day meeting

Rental Truck: $80 day, minimum two meetings

Actual Packing:

$80, must take place on or before Aug 23rd.

I’ll help you choose desert-safe containers, best choices for nighttime cold, and the best menu for round-trip and compost-free eating. (No, you don’t want to end up with a pile of neglected veggies, in a garbage bag, next to you on the ride home in the SUV.)

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