There’s not much more I need to say to introduce this story, it kind of speaks for itself.
“Is she crazy? According to Tridevil, “I am crazy. But the crazy people don’t know they’re crazy, so technically since I know I’m crazy, I’m not crazy.””
Cray-cray. I guess Radical Inclusion makes Burning Man a great place for the X-Men to frolic.
Re-blogged from HappyPlace:
Florida woman gets a third breast implanted to become “unattractive to men.”
You’re gonna wish you had three hands. (Via Twitter)Her name is Jasmine Tridevil. She’s 21, from Tampa, Florida (of course), and her name isn’t the only thing that’s fake. She also has three breasts on purpose. She was born with two naturals and then, after being rejected by 50 surgeons, found one doctor at the bottom of the barrel who would stick a third one on her right in the middle.
The doctor had to make that boob from scratch out of silicone, skin tissue from her stomach, and a mini-implant to create a protruding nipple. Later she had an areola tattooed on to complete the look.
As Miss Tridevil explained on The News Junkie program on Orlando radio station 104.1, the whole procedure cost her $20,000, and her doctor required that she sign a non-disclosure agreement protecting his identity so that he “wouldn’t get in trouble.”
But why, you ask yourself in your sane-person’s head, would she do this?
She wants to become an MTV reality star.
Third boob’s a charm. (Via Facebook)MTV hasn’t signed on or anything, but she’s hired a camera crew on her own to follow her around.
Jasmine, if you haven’t come up with a name for your show yet, may I suggest Three Boobs on a Little Lady?
The show is going to be real, and it will be spectacular. Documenting her life as a three-breasted woman, she saved the moment she showed her mom what she had done for the cameras. This is sad for her family, but great for anyone who wants to see footage of her mom freaking out and running out the door. Her mom now refuses to speak to her, and will not let Jasmine’s sister speak to her, either.
She told her dad on camera, too. Apparently, he “really isn’t happy.”
Is she crazy? According to Tridevil, “I am crazy. But the crazy people don’t know they’re crazy, so technically since I know I’m crazy, I’m not crazy.”
Gotta (third) hand it to her, that’s the exact kind of irrational circular logic that is perfect for reality TV.
Television stardom is her goal now, but she claims that’s not why she got the surgery. She says she is sick of dating, so she made herself “unattractive to men.” She clearly underestimates man’s motivation.
On the plus, side, whoever created that three-boob-bra Etsy store finally has a customer base.