Uhm speaking of sparkles, I was wearing liquid glitter eyeshadow and a big naked lady wearing an animal harness came up to me and started beating me with a huge dildo saying I was technically littering. It wasn’t as scary as it sounds. I laughed. But it was liquid glitter with itty bitty tiny chunks so that crap was plastered to my eyes. Oh well.
Uhm speaking of sparkles, I was wearing liquid glitter eyeshadow and a big naked lady wearing an animal harness came up to me and started beating me with a huge dildo saying I was technically littering. It wasn’t as scary as it sounds. I laughed. But it was liquid glitter with itty bitty tiny chunks so that crap was plastered to my eyes. Oh well.
Death to the non-believers!!
They will pick it up with one of the front-loaders that gathers up all the dehydrated sparkle ponies.