Have Baby, Will Burn

kimbar-18301-1396938648-0_largeOver at Buzzfeed, Burner Kimba Rose takes an amusing look at the similarities between Burning Man and having a baby. Nice one Kimba! Original post:

Proof That Having A Baby Is Equivalent To Going To Burning Man For The Rest Of Your Life

After hanging out with a baby for a few days I had this revelation, having kids would be like being stuck at Burning Man… FOR LIFE.posted on May 27, 2014, at 5:29 p.m. Kimba Rose

Noise Pollution 24/7

at Burning Man…. untz untzz boooooooom.

Noise Pollution 24/7

with a baby……

Via o5.com

Sleep Deprivation

at Burning Man…. by choice.

Sleep Deprivation

with children…. for life.

Handling mentally incompetent / mumbling / stumbling humans who you can’t understand and who won’t listen to you.

at Burning Man, special thanks to mind-altering substances, alcohol and dehydration.

Handling mentally incompetent / mumbling / stumbling humans who you can't understand and who won't listen to you.

…..children…. I don’t even know.

The need for baby wipes.

At Burning Man…. just a ‘little’ dust.

The need for baby wipes.

with babies…. just… omg.

The strain on your bank account

This isn’t even the half of it…. let’s not forget that $400 custom headdress and those excruciating RV rental fees.

The strain on your bank account

with children…. it NEVER ends.

Costumes… OK that’s not so bad.

at Burning Man…. unlimited possibilities.

Costumes... OK that's not so bad.

with kids…. unlimited possibilities, and probably cuter.

The seemingly never-ending desire for coffee and/or alcohol

at Burning Man… alcohol > coffee

The seemingly never-ending desire for coffee and/or alcohol

with kids…. coffee > alcohol…. or maybe not.

And being amazed by things you never would have dreamed of.

Burning Man is full of wondrous treasures, art and people.

And being amazed by things you never would have dreamed of.

Your kids could grow up to do ANYTHING.

 

 

 

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