Baby Burner Tells All

by Whatsblem the Pro

Haley Dahl, 18, has been attending Burning Man since she was 9.

Haley Dahl, 18, has been attending Burning Man since she was 9.

Where the subject of children attending Burning Man comes up, controversy follows. Strong opinions run the gamut, from people who believe that radical inclusion necessarily means juveniles too, to those who look askance at parents who bring their children to an adult party in a hazardous environment, or even call the practice a form of child abuse.

We’ve explored this topic before, but there’s an important demographic that remains unheard in the controversy: children who grew up going to Burning Man.

Haley Dahl is eighteen years old, and has been going to Burning Man since she was nine. She lives in Los Angeles, where she rocks out with her band, Sloppy Jane.

I met Haley on the playa, and she promised to write to me after the burn and tell me all about her experience growing up in Black Rock City. This is what she wrote:

When I was a child and my family was still an unbroken unit, we would take trips to my Grandpa Yab’s country house in upstate New York every summer. I have only a few vague memories of these traditional family retreats; holding my Raggedy Ann doll in a bed that smelled like leaves, walking in the forest with my grandpa to go see butterflies, and a sense of normalcy that I at this point in my life feel totally disconnected from, because once upon a time in 2004 my dad approached me and said “so this summer we have a few options. We can either go to the country house, or we can do a weird mystery thing that I’m not going to tell you anything about.” And this was how nine-year-old me ended up at Burning Man.

We went, just my dad and I. I remember at that point there was still no cell phone service in Gerlach. We left the last gas station in Nixon and called my mom, her voice quivered on the phone when she said goodbye to us right before we went over a metal bump that signified the end of cell range. I’ll never forget the way she sounded, it was as if she thought that we were never coming back. And I guess, in a way, we never really did. We never went back to the country house. And as we passed through Gerlach, my dad pointed into the desert and said “that is where we are going.” And I said “you mean by the giant cloud of dust?” He looked at me and said “the cloud of dust is where we are going.”

When we got in it was dark. We went to Kidsville. The mayor was wearing a top hat and a diaper. We walked to Center Camp and we thought it was all of Burning Man, and we were totally blown away by it. We put up our tent, it blew away. We spent the rest of the week in the car. I had no costumes so I painted myself blue and wore a mylar emergency blanket as a toga.

The next day we walked around and I remember feeling so overwhelmed by all of the colors, the costumes, the art, it was a world I felt like I had made up in my imagination that had materialized in front of me. I teared up and it made my dad panic. He asked if I was doing okay and asked if I was going to need to go home. I looked up at him and said “thank you for bringing me here.”

Haley Dahl, age ten

Haley Dahl, age ten

I think Burning Man is an excellent environment for children if you are willing to be a parent. Not a fly-little-birdy-go-experience-life-Mommy’s-on-acid kind of parent, but the kind of parent that actually DESIRES to treat Burning Man like a family vacation. Let me explain that a little better; I have talked to a lot of adults who have said “oh, so your parents gave up their Burning Man experience for you.” That is not how I feel about it. My parents are not polyamorous drug-takers or heavy drinkers. They weren’t “giving up” the right to go to the Orgy Dome; they wouldn’t have wanted to go anyway. So it was pretty easy for them to steer me away from anything too raw. I think having attended Burning Man as a child was one of the best things that could have happened to me. It gave me a very strong sense of self at an early age, I entered middle school with self-esteem and totally did not give a shit if I was ostracized for it because I knew I was cool as shit. And in case you didn’t know, that is incredibly rare for a middle school girl.

THAT BEING SAID, I STRONGLY SUGGEST AGAINST BRINGING YOUR FUCKING TEENAGE DAUGHTER TO BURNING MAN. Bringing your child to Burning Man as a child is awesome because they get to spend their early developmental stages being told that it’s totally fine to be an individual. Once your kid is a teenager, especially a girl, I think it’s advisable to take a few years off.

People really like to act like Burning Man is a really safe environment where everyone has evolved past normal human bullshit. That just isn’t true. I’m an attractive young woman who has lived in both Los Angeles and New York, places known for having high scumbag populations. It is safe to say that I have experienced more blatant sexual harassment confrontations at Burning Man than I have anywhere else I have ever been.

Because I attended Burning Man as a child, I grew up pretty fast mentally, and because of hormones in food (or something) I grew up pretty fast physically too. I was an old fourteen, and that was around when Burning Man started becoming less safe for me. People like to pretend that because it’s Burning Man it’s totally okay to catcall and/or be aggressively sexual towards women. That is not okay, especially if the woman is in fact a fourteen-year-old girl.

I remember being drunk and in one of the big dance camps and making out with some random guy. I said “how old are you?” he said “I’m twenty-five.” I said “I’m fourteen.” He paused, looked slightly surprised, and said “I won’t tell if you won’t. . .” and thus began a long saga of disgusting men taking advantage of my naivety and teenage drunkenness.

Haley Dahl, age eleven

Haley Dahl, age eleven

Fast-forward two years to my (now ex) douchebag post-2009 burner boyfriend in his five-hundred-dollar fire-spinning attire drunkenly spitting at me and screaming in my face about how I didn’t know how to experience Burning Man because I wouldn’t let him be free and sleep with other people.

The main problem with growing up at Burning Man is that Burning Man grows up with you. It’s not the home it used to be. The increase in popularity and rise in prices has turned it into a playground for bourgeois assholes who like to act like taking ecstasy and cheating on your wife with a nineteen-year-old white girl wearing a bindi and a feather headdress is enlightenment.

I will always wonder if Burning Man has really changed so hugely since my childhood, or if I am just seeing different sides of it because I’m older now. I’m sure it’s a combination of the two, but ever since Bad Idea Theater closed I’ve spent all of every night at the Thunderdome. . . because if I wanted to go to a fucking rave I would just go to downtown L.A. and pay ten bucks instead of five hundred, you know?

Anyway, by the time I was seventeen I was bored of drugs. Now I’m eighteen, I’ve quit smoking, I don’t drink much, and I go to the gym every day. I never go to parties and I’m not even going to college because my career has already started. If there is anything that Burning Man has robbed me of (other than a fucking normal life), I’d say it robbed me of my twenties. I watch Fraser. Enough said.

Do you have a first-hand story about growing up at Burning Man? Tell us all about it in the comments after you check out Haley’s band, Sloppy Jane, playing the Whisky a Go Go in Hollywood:

So what is Burning Man really like? Emmy-nominated documentary explains

This great 30 minute documentary is from 2008’s the American Dream. Current TV, Al Gore’s alternative media channel for eco-chic Burning Man hipsters, had a large crew out there (also in 2007, 2006, and 2005). Their 2008 Burning Man coverage was nominated for an Emmy.

Emmy-nominated TV Free Burning Man is the name of a comprehensive production that covered the event from 2006 to 2008.   Eighteen person crews hit the desert every year with multiple RV’s several FCP edits systems.  On a daily basis short format content was fed via satellite back to the Current Network in California.  One defining element was putting cameras in the hands of Burning Man participants (creating what we termed “meta-coverage”). Production culminated with broadcasting the burning of the man live on Current.    Tv Free Burning Man was nominated for an Emmy award in 2008 for new approaches to news and documentary. I was integral in the development of this approach and co-executive produced from 2006-2008.

No word on why they stopped – it seems like there was no shortage of topics to cover. Maybe they wanted to purse other more Emmy-worthy topics.

With interviews set over the backdrop of the man Burning, this does really well to capture the experience – what the Burning of the Man is like, and what Burning Man means to a lot of participants. The idea that you’d be lucky to see even 5% of everything that’s going on. It’s a good one to show friends and family, since it’s kind of sanitized. No sex, drugs and dubstep to see here, move along! After the documentary, the other 2008 videos will keep playing.

Seeing how the solar cauldron is lit, and the flame is then taken to light the Man and fire up the fire dancing of the fire conclave, is excellent – it’s a ceremony that’s easy to miss in the mad excitement before the Man burns. I also like the list of all the camp names scrolling along the bottom, it takes the whole half hour to go through them all.

Larry Harvey is featured throughout. He says “anyone that’s a part of something has a right to criticize it”…amen to that. That’s what Burners.Me is all about. Through criticism, we can improve, whereas stubbornly sticking to “the way we do things” impedes growth. Larry explains his world domination plans further: think tanks and discourse from up high and engaged communities at the bottom – create the context, crowd-source the culture (community does all the work, in the context created by the leaders), leading to control over everything in between. “If this thing doesn’t mean more than just a party in the desert, I’ve wasted my life. And more and more people are starting to feel that way”

Current TV itself was modelled on the principles of Burning Man.

Here’s the documentary:

TV Free Burning Man 2008

Here is a nearly hour-long Anthology of the TV Free Burning Man work from 2006-2008, edited highlights from 4.5 hours of footage. It doesn’t seem to have much overlap with the 2008 documentary, and there is a lot of great footage. Love the Animal Camp safari, followed by a swift cattle prodding! And Vertical Camp’s “apartment building in a box” is right up my Default World alley. I fondly remember Big Rig Jig, but did not realise that you could get inside the tankers and it was a lush rainforest. I did not see the Flaming Piano Trebuchet in action, it’s awesome. The anthology also covers the early Burning of the Man on the night of a lunar eclipse in 2007, and the subsequent Crude Awakening 100-ft high oil platform Burn.

I like BMOrg Environmental Manager Tom Price’s description of the event as “an open source demonstration of technology you can’t find anywhere else in the world”, and his perspective on Burning Man as an experiment in urban planning and public transit.

This robotic installation, The Hand of Man, a giant hydraulic hand controlled by a glove, is amazing. Possibly the coolest interactive art installation I have ever seen. From memory (admittedly hazy!) it did not keep working for the whole week.

The History of Burning Man, in one picture

Found this interesting infographic that charts Burning Man’s progress from birth through to 2010. If anyone has an updated version for 2011, please let us know in the comments.

Here’s an interview with the creator of the infographic, Flint Hahn.

Over the course of two weeks, from conceptualization to final graphic design, Flint Hahn, a six-year veteran of the event, put together this infographic. He gathered the data needed from post-event after reports on the Burning Man web site, contacting various departments in the organization, the Nevada Bureau of Land Management, NASA historical astronomy data, online population sources, Flickr, Wikipedia, among a variety of other sources.

Click on the picture to make it bigger.

A $2 million art car? the Fuck-off Disco Duck

It’s 2 buses long. It is rumored to have cost somewhere between $600,000 and $2 million. And it was privately funded. I won’t name the European owner, unless they contact me and say that’s cool. But I hope to see the Disco Duck at many Burns to come – I believe it’s currently in Reno, waiting to quack again.

Description from YouTube about its maiden voyage:

THE Ducks maiden voyage on the playa and weekend reign around Black Rock City has set a new standard of excellence with regards to art cars. Its regal structure, flawless lines and impeccable design make it hard trust claims that THE Duck was cast from mortal hands. Truly a treasure to behold and experience. Long Live THE Duck! 

How to get hurt at Burning Man

Reposting this, as it seems topical to some of the discussion in the comments.

This infographic may be useful for first time Burners to know what they may have to prepare themselves for. Out of 50,000 attendees in the permit, 4,461 of them needed medical treatment in 2009 – that’s almost a 9% chance. The closest hospital emergency room to Burning Man is in Reno – a long way to go in an emergency, even by helicopter. Fortunately, your ticket comes with medical insurance – all treatment you receive on site at Burning Man is free. The medical center is staffed by volunteers from all over the country – ironically, you probably have a better chance of getting treated rapidly and properly at Burning Man than just walking into an ER in a major city.

It seems like in recent years Burners are getting better at it:

The 2011 event had a total of 2,307 patient contacts, a decrease of over 50 percent compared with 2010; 33 patients required transport off of the playa, two of which occurred prior to scheduled ambulance deployment. EMS personnel transported 28 patients by ground, a decrease of six from the previous year, and 5 patients were flown to Reno via Care Flight

Burning Man, a former US Navy Site, is a great place for all kinds of medical and sexual experimentation…