Viagra for the Brain

Y’all can keep your bath salts. Leave that to the zombies. Keep your 5-hour energy and Red Bulls. Keep your Breaking Bad in the realm of Legos.

I want some hard core, pharma grade, prescription awake. I want to buy cognitive enhancers or the new nootropics out there.

Some super-smart-food. Viagra for the brain. Smart drug, thy name is…

Provigil . Also known as, Modafinil.

“The world suddenly seemed brighter…like the scene in the Wizard of Oz where it goes from black and white to color”.

YEAH BABY! Whatever the medical condition it is that requires this to be prescribed, we’re pretty sure we suffer from it.

“The idea is so tantalizing they made a movie about it”Limitless, starring Abbie Gorgeous Cornish.

There are “rare cases” of people developing a “life-threatening rash”, but that’s other pill-poppers. Not you, dear reader…what could possibly go wrong, in staying up all night?

The drug has now gone generic…even though we don’t know what the long term effects are.

From watching this video, it sounds very useful but may give you similar symptoms as a tweaker. I’m no doctor, but I would advise you not to do this type of drug with large quantities of opiates.

2 comments on “Viagra for the Brain

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  2. The world suddenly seemed brighter…like the scene in the Wizard of Oz where it goes from black and white to color”.
    You’ve just described my life! I don’t need no fucking pills!
    Each day a gift. Each day a new opportunity!

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