by Whatsblem the Pro
When Burning Man is long over and Black Rock City just a thought in the minds of goddesses and gods for another year, DPW’s Playa Restoration Team is still out there, making “Leave No Trace” come true.
Maybe you think working Restoration is a piece of cake. It’s just partying on all the leftovers and picking stuff up, right?
Maybe. . . but “picking stuff up” may entail bending over at the waist eleventy squintillion times a day, every day, for weeks or months, with a distinct lack of all the shade and resources and entertainment that abound before Exodus. People who work Resto deserve your respecto.
A couple of picker-upper roughnecks who call themselves The Hun and Easygoin have paid tribute to our noble Resto warriors with a spirited video that gives us all a reminder of how grueling picking up all that MOOP can be. Can you say “lower back pain?” I knew that you could.
This video also reminds us, though, that the Restoration Team doesn’t just do our dirty work for us; they do our dirty work for us with gusto, èlan, verve, joie de vivre, esprit de corps, sisu, and a stiff upper lip. Under the circumstances, they even look pretty good doing it. . . and hey, useful is the new sexy.
Next time you’re out on the town and you see someone wearing Restoration crew swag, tell the bartender their next round is on you. Bend over backwards to make them feel appreciated; they have, after all, bent over forwards for you already, thousands of times.
From the Playa Restoration Team’s page at Burningman.com, here’s a list, in no particular order, of the top thirteen MOOP issues on the playa:
1. Rebar, Tent Stakes and Ground Anchors
There’s nothing that a pair of vice grips and some leverage can’t pull out. And anything hammered into the ground will just get squeezed out of the playa another day, after a series of freezes and thaws.
2. Abandoned Art, Abandoned Camps, Abandoned Stuff
Get your stuff off the playa!
3. Grey Water/Black Water Dumping
Dumping your grey/black water on the ground is nasty for the environment, and can get you a hefty fine from the BLM.
Why do dunes matter? We share this land with others who use it, and it’s important that we keep it safe for vehicle passage by keeping the playa flat (The Black Rock Desert is known to be one of the flattest stretches of land on Earth). Dunes are formed when windblown dust bounces off stationary objects and reforms on the ground, attracting more and more dust to the pile and exponentially creating a bigger dune. A mere pencil can create a dune. Once they start, there is nothing to stop them, except us. Caught at an early stage, dunes can be stopped by simply raking them down with a landscape rake. Be sure to MOOP the area afterward.
5. Fireworks Debris
Fireworks are not allowed in Black Rock City; unfortunately, some folks do sneak them in, and more unfortunately, the people who light them off are rarely the same people that clean up after them.
6. Carpet Fiber/Debris
Carpets, rugs, and old tattered tarps are often shredded to bits, leaving behind micro-sized MOOP over large areas.
7. Cloth, Fiber and Rope Debris
Torn fragments of clothes, costumes, jewelry, and other fibrous materials.
8. Metal Debris
Nails, screws, fasteners, metal slag, beer bottle tops, etc.–there is hardly anything on the playa that isn’t fastened with metal. Whether your constructing something out of wood or welding, a magnet sweeper with a release handle (do a web search) will work wonders getting metal quickly and easily off the ground.
9. Cigarette Butts
DO NOT DROP CIGARETTES ON THE BLACK ROCK DESERT. THE PLAYA IS NOT A GIANT ASHTRAY.
10. Glass Debris
Broken beer bottles, broken windshields, etc.
11. Plastic Debris
Plastic bottle tops, packaging, baggies, zip ties, duct tape, caution tape, etc. Plastic is all too often airborne MOOP due to wind conditions and carelessness. Manage your plastic materials, keep them secure and recycle. Hint: Cut off the top of a 1 gallon jug of water and you have an excellent MOOP bucket.
12. Wood Debris
Wood chips, bark, palettes, splinters, sawdust, boxes, cardboard, paper, etc. Though often thought to be “organic,” wood is simply not found naturally the playa, and it is here where we must draw the line — it’s MOOP. The impact of wood is consistently the highest of all the traces and must be eliminated. We simply ask you to manage your wood. Place a tarp on the ground for your work zones, woodpiles, and burnable debris.
Plants, palm trees, pine needles, palm fronds, leaves, etc. Trees, plants, and leaves die, break, and shred, creating a huge mess of micro-sized MOOP spread out over a wide area. Factor in the dust storms and you’ve got a disaster to deal with on your hands and knees.
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Number one should be wood debris
Since it is the most common thing found!
I’m not angry. Why are you such a prude? We like sex and nudity at Burning Man. If you don’t, that’s your problem. It doesn’t make me angry, it makes me feel sorry for you and wonder what you’re doing here in the first place.
I actually feel sorry for you. You are so afraid of questioning the status quo. Maybe take a chill pill. The only thing I question is the over use of raunch sex to portray things in the media and I was sad to see it being done on a burning man site. I question a few things here and there about what happends at burning man but I love it there and am generally happy with everything that goes on so once again, why are you so angry?
Ha ha, I’m afraid of questioning the status quo, really?
You don’t read my articles very often, do you?
[Comment deleted — Sorry, we don’t welcome trolls here. Try the HuffPo.]
I was kinda wondering the same thing initially. It’s a little unnecessary. It has nothing to do with the article.
There’s this little thing we do on April 1st each year. . . maybe you’ve heard of it.
Yes, of course….that was totally what that was, an April fools joke. Yup, cuz I don’t see this sort of thing on any other day.
Well hey, maybe you can get together with Douglasfurby down there, and have yourselves a nice prude party. No dancing!
Can we stop overly sexualizing EVERYTHING? Is that necessary really? Aren’t we as burners trying to rise above the neanderthals?
Maybe you’re thinking of the Rainbow Gathering.
People at Burning Man should wear clothes. There should be no sex related camps. Only ugly people should be allowed in. It’s not necessary to burn things. Art cars should be banned, people might fall off them.
Well now that’s a stretch isn’t it?
Sounds pretty much like what you were saying, douglasfurby.
Tell me, do you pack a bullhorn when you go to Burning Man, so you can tell everyone how repressed they should be?